Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No time for pussies here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the experience.
- Ignore that boring stuff you’ve been seeing.
- That where the real fun is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable night.
It's not asking. We’re just offering you the deal.
Guys: Please Fuck Me Right Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Waste around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Live My Life in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Fire this Hell Wild
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a night to remember.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only more info solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.